Confessions on a Dance Floor, Redux

Nothing more lamentable, heartbreaking, heart wrenching than four sisters breaking up. Its sad, its unfortunate, and you feel like you want to wring the tears out of your eyes, but...
After shedding enough tears, burning old photos, deleting emails, smashing photo frames, you are ready to move on.
Boy, is it hard for a queen/r our there.

What better way to move on than to take old memories and remake them anew.
Redefine the moments, attach a whole new set of impressions, thoughts, recollections, images, ideas, associations with these old memories.
The eccentric morbid queen is not so negative after all!

For over a year Madonna's Confession on a Dance Floor was our bible, me and the so-called sisters, we sang it, dance it and quoted it when we were not unconsciously humming it.
Every single track on that album has a whole set of related meanings and vivid memories.
Well, its time to deconstruct it and put Madonna back in her place, a shrewd impresario who commercialized essential truths for the sake of media worship and fame.
Shame on that no good, talent pimp.

Lets start from the very beginning:

1- Hung-what? Its not even average honey! (And I mean your talent!)
2- If its all an illusion bitch, why are you so hung up on it?
3- After this divorce settlement, who's sorry now?! *snap snap*
4- That track is just bullshit (I love New York my ass)
5- You are 50, you had your fun, and if you know it won't last long, easy on the back flip acrobatics, will you?
6- "Inter-faith homoeroticism"... mmmm, thats fresh, at least its kosher!
7- Your sisters? Your brother just trashed you in his last book! So much for "sisterly affection"!
8- The stakes are high indeed, if you only focus on the glitz and glamour, then it really won't matter when you're gone.
9- I think this is by far the worst blow to Jewish culture since the Spanish Inquisition.
10- Well, he pushed you alright and now he has an obscene sum of money to prove it! (ouch!)
11- Feminism is so passe! And you had it easy girlfriend, a few boob shots and little sex talk and you were all over the place! So much for the 9 languages Cleopatra spoke or the cunning ingenuity of Mata Hari!

Comments

Ice Queer said…
Huh? What? When? Where?!

P.S: LMAO @ queen/r! =DD
Anonymous said…
wow that was painful.
sorry about your "family breakup"
E said…
Thank you Anon.
It was very painful.
echo said…
well.. i know a good friend when she broke up from a very romantic relation.. she just decided to make a party and celebrate it with the friends who cares about her :-) thats helps more than breaking frames and burning photos.
Moses said…
Capital idea echo, I second. Through a bash and gloat all about it.
E said…
You have no idea how therapeutic smashing photo frames can be!
Its a cathartic experience :)

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