Kiki Jr. Busted?

Kiki Jr. has long been a fan of the show Gossip Girl. In honor of this fascination this post is written in a style very similar to mean, teenage girls! kisses!

Spotted, Kiki Jr. busted?
Instigating the wrath and jealousy of almost everybody in the community, it was little time before Kiki Jr had it coming.
Citing everything from ill-wishes to actual voodoo dolls, there is not one queen who wouldn't wish Kiki Jr. get what she deserves.
And barely making it out of a nasty hang over, news is out that Kiki Jr. came out to her parents!!
What the %$#@&?!
While I would hate nothing more than to reveal intimate familial details, story has it, that Kiki Jr.'s older sister outed her to her mom!
Kiki Jr.'s sister has been long having her doubts, and kept a close watch on Kiki Jr.'s day to day activities, including her notorious chats!
Tired and fed up with Kiki's attitude, she soon ceased the first opportunity and outed her to her mom!
For shame!
I am not the one to judge, but who likes a snitch?!
And after storming in on New Year's Eve both, mother and sister, confronted Kiki with the truth.
Kiki you are a big homo, explain yourself!
The poor gal!
Assailed by questions and accusations, and then threatened to be exposed to her father, one would think Kiki was horrified.
But no, Kiki is a mean ass bitch and it would take more than some matriarchal terrorism to put her down!
Undeterred and unphased Kiki insisted that she is innocent, she is experimenting and she is not wrong.
Before she knew it, she was scheduled for psychiatric evaluation and eventually "therapy" with one of our renowned psychiatrists.
(If you want to know more, check Kiki Jr.'s blog at Confessions of whatever whatever)
Kiki made the best out of her situation and milked every opportunity she could get her hands on to get either sympathy, attention or support. Or all of the above.
And attention she did get!
Kiki actually outed herself on facebook!!
How far would the young generation go to be a wannabe celebrity?
And if one would capitalize on their personal misfortunes and horrors to reach a public audience could we really say that Kiki Jr. "is busted"?
I don't think so.
Already manipulating her psychiatrist, it seems that Kiki will get her way around this one too.
And the question remains, when will Kiki Jr. ever be truly busted?
We will wait and see, till then you know you love me xoxo

Comments

Ice Queer said…
"a wannabe celebrity?" lol that's so unfair! Hehe I liked the post anyway =D Now all of Egypt knows that I'm out lol
S. said…
well ice queer.... Kikil ... Z or now that u r out should i be using the real name....(u and ur million names)

I agree with the writer of this blog not sure what his nick name, that u r a wannabe celeb , lovin the attention u r getting from being out and sucking on it like its a 12" cock (dreaming now) .... And nothing is wrong with so enjoy ur 15 minutes of fame..

But out on fb ... Are u insane?
Ice Queer said…
Lol S, I didn't out myself on Facebook i just wrote a status that only gay guys would understand =) and No am not a wannabe celeb, am already a one =P

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