Butt Plugs and beyond

Sex toys were used since ancient times, and across several civilizations, Roman, Chinese, Indian, even the Islamic civilization produced manuscripts on how to use certain "tools" to enhance your sexual experience.
Moving on. However, certain individuals seem to find more ways in which sex toys could be brought to their optimum use. Our friend shameless T, was one of those. A visitor from across the ocean, he more than once praised butt plugs, butt wands and everything single object that is plastic based and could be inserted in the anal cavity.
I personally think its perfectly healthy to explore, with the help of "tools" too and "stretch" your imagination and "capacity" for pleasure.
Shameless T, who recently arrived from a trip to a European city, brought along a Butt Wand. No it does not magically transform people's behinds, but it does magic in other areas. Over the Butt Wand, this conversation took place.

Fat Ray: What is this-
Bad G: It looks like a dildo-
Shameless T: Its a Butt Wand!
Mimi (the honorary recepient of this "magical gift"): How big is it?
Me: Such a size queen! Now T darling, if you get some lube, you will have yourself a real "plug fest"!
Shameless T: I think I can provide that!
Me: OMG! I can't believe whats on the wrapping! Speaking of anal fantasies!
Fat Ray: Why is it ribbed?
Me: For maximum stimulation!
Fat Ray: Oh!
By then Mimi grabs hold of the Butt Wand and starts gesturing obscene gestures
Me: Ewww!
Everyone else: That is radical!
Shameless T: The many uses of a Butt Plug!
Me (my Victorian sensibility thus offended): That is just disgusting!
Mimi (again): How big is it?
Me: Its six inches
Everyone else: How do you know?
Me: Because its written all over the package!
Everyone: Ah
(to be continued)